You can follow Christ and eat bacon. The lKosher laws do not matter any more. Christ said it, the only law is to love your blah blah as you love blah blah. He also said that it’s what comes out of your mouth that counts, not what goes in…. Maybe if you reject Alah or Yaweh you should get bacon.. Christ didn’t push that law…
If you’re going to attack religion, I think you should learn about it. And I also get sick of hearing ( Religion caused all the wars ) Because, quite frankly, kings cause all the wars. China killed 60,000,00 of it’s own people when it came under the Atheist communist control.. Russia outlawed religion and swiftly killed 20,000,000….. Kings have never had God, they have only had greed. So you’re satire is just old, tired and honestly, dangerous. You think it’s funny, some think religion should be banned. If you believe it should be and that people should face jail and fines for being caught believing in something, then at least try not to be smug and pretend you’re more advanced than the witch burners and Atheist murderer Communists… Just saying