For those of you who have not seen it, you must, here are some of the best Kenny Powers Quotes of all time. comment some of your own!

• “I’ve been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist.”
• “A lot of people ask me, ‘Kenny Powers, you’re a giant superstar. You can get any woman. Have you ever paid for sex?’ And the answer is yes, I have. Several times, in fact. And it’s actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything and sometimes, even just kind of do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument.”
• “Fuck man, I’m a bulletproof tiger”
• “If there’s one thing I hate in this life, it’s losing. If there’s two things I hate, it’s losing and getting cancer.”
• “Honey, I love you..I think you’re great. But you have clothes like a fucking dickhead”
• “Yeah girl, I’m going to have to change my pants. I’m just kidding… I didn’t cum myself”
• “But I’m not gonna stop yelling, because then that’ll mean, I lost the fight.”
• “Kenny Fucking Powers!”

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