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Joke
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A little black kid is baking with his grandmother. He throws some flour on his face playfully and says “Look, Granny, I’m a little white boy!”Granny sends him into the other room to tell his father what he said. He walks up to his father and says “Look, Daddy, I’m a little white boy.” His father backhands and him and sends him to tell his mother.Nervously, the kid walks up to his mother and says “Look, Mommy, I’m a little white boy.” Mom slaps him and sends him back into the kitchen.”Have you learned anything?”, asks Granny.
“Yes,” replies the boy, “I’ve been white for five minutes and I hate niggers already.”
How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat?
She can fit in your wife’s clothes.
Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the hardest thing about roller-blading?
Telling your parents that you’re gay.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ‘What is Politics?’ Dad says, ‘Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.’ S o the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, ‘Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.’ The father says, ‘Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.’
The little boy replies, ‘The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.
A man takes a bus tour through a Native American reservation. About halfway through the tour, the guide stops the bus and points out a man sitting on the side of the road. “That’s Old Chief Crazyhorse. He never forgets anything”. The tour group disembarks the bus and walks over to meet the Chief. Skeptical, the man asks of the Chief, “What did you have for breakfast on April 5, 1964?”. “Eggs” replies the Chief. The man dismisses the answer as nonsense, gets back on the bus with the group and finishes the trip.
Years later, the man is driving along a road in the same area and spots Old Chief Crazyhorse. He pulls over and winds down the window. Struggling to remember Native American customs, he greets the Chief with a “How”. Looking up, the Chief replies, “Scrambled”.
A man is in a bar having a drink when he notices a well dressed guy come through the door with 5 beautiful women all over him. He also happens to have an Orange for a head.
The man at the bar watches him flirt and buy rounds and flash bankrolls of money and get all the attention in the room for an hour before getting up the nerve to approach the man.
“Excuse me, Sir…” he says, “I have to ask…I see you here with all these beautiful women, and all this money, and all this attention…but I noticed you have an Orange for a head. How did all this happen for you?”
The man with an Orange for a head replies “Well I was walking on a beach one day when I found a magic lamp. I rubbed it and a genie popped out and granted me three wishes.
First, I wished for all the attention from the hottest women in the world.
Second, I wished for an unlimited supply of money.
Third, and this is where I kind of fucked it up, I wished to have an Orange for a head.”
A young polar bear goes to his dad and says, “Hey, am I a polar bear?”.
His dad replies “Yeah you are, I’m a polar bear, your mother is a polar bear, we’re all polar bears.” The young polar bear walks off not feeling completely fulfilled so he asks his mother.
“Am I a polar bear?”
She replies, “Yeah sure you are, I’m a polar bear, your dad is a polar bear, we all are.” he still isn’t sure, so he asks his grandad.
“Am I a polar bear?”
He answers “Sure you are, I’m a polar bear, your parents are polar bears. Why do you ask?”
“Because I am fucking freezing!” he replies.
